Title: Lube Job
Author: Mrs. Hamill
Review: There is a line in the Jedi Code about Sancarolita Day, a day on which a padawan can initiate a sexual liaison with his, her, or its Master. Obi-Wan, having discovered it at the tender age of 15, asks Qui-Gon for a sexual liaison. However, to his chagrin, Qui-Gon does not have lube.
Besides being very well written -it is written by Mrs. Hamill, after all- it shows Obi-Wan's adolescence very well. The realistic dialogue and whimsical Qui-Gon give this story its charm. The buildup makes the end that much more satisfying. There is chan (what a weird word) in it, but nothing more than talk happens while Obi-Wan is under 18.